Some days are better than others

There are days when my job is extremely rewarding, some days are boring, some are frustrating.
And then there are a few, just a few, that are ridiculous.
Today, I wrote a story about the Calhoun County Fair, and one of the exhibits is a giant colon.
That's right. A 20-foot by 20-foot model, hand-painted to illustrate all kinds of colon-related illnesses.
It's called "Coco the Colossal Colon."
And I have to crawl through it for a story.
Oh, boy.