Thanks, Spruce.

Here's the best first line of a story ever:
"So me, Troy, the Ricker and these three developmentally disabled guys try to go to the strip club..."
That's hilarious. The rest of the story doesn't even matter.

Wow. Patience.

Things have been a little hectic, alright? Sorry I haven't been able to serve the demanding readers I know I have, but cut me some slack, huh?
Today I feel like reaming cyber beggars. You know, the people who start Web sites just to solicit free money for whatever reason? Talk about worthless.
Here are a few, just to sample:
CyberBeg
Melissa's Breast Augmentation Project
The Society to Prevent My Employment
Now, I understand we all need help from time to time, but come on. Really? Begging on the Internet? Now I know there's too much room in Cyber space.
Some sites just ask for loans, and promise repayment with interest.
Sure.
Other sites have been utilized for self-enhancement. I'm sure all of Michel's contributors got some kind of sick return on their investments.
If you can find any unique cyber beggars, let me know. I'll send them my two cents.